Weather

 Today, it is absolutely gorgeous out. I am taking a break from my procrastination to talk to you lovelies.

 Here is a tip: Don't do what I'm doing. I am sitting on the computer instead of getting ready for a day of fun. Get out there and enjoy your life. Enjoy this burst of weather before the cold hits. Be happy and live life.

 Yesterday I let my friends Sarah and Kasey dye my hair. It is like a new beginning for me. I am still unhappy, but I feel more able to enjoy my life. A little change can go away. "Do more of what makes you happy."

 Seriously guys, don't waste your life on things that will disappoint.

 I love you!

Revisiting Old Subjects (beware, there will be angry venting in this post)

 So I changed the template again. I hope you like. It's much brighter than the old one.

 Also, I am aware that I have been incredibly UN-funny. I hope to change that.

 Not in this post, though. This post is used for venting. Because I am unhappy. With a backstabbing Bi*chy "friend".

 So she went out with a guy and then broke up with him. He asked me out and I really liked him, but I wanted to make sure it was okay with her first. i asked her about it about a gazillion times and she assured me it was fine. That I had nothing to worry about, she thought we would be cute and was way over him. Turns out, no. She wasn't. She told my best friend Kasey that she never stopped loving him and then while I was going out with him, he was FALLING ASLEEP ON HER LAP. (I love Caps Lock=) Anyway, when I found out from the backstabber, I immediately called him and dumped his sorry douche-baggy ass on the phone saying, "Hey babe, you know I love you, right?" He replies, "Yeah. I love you, too." "Well... I don't want to be your girlfriend anymore. We're over. Bye." And hung up. I received many a high-five and cheer from my good friends.

 Anyway, he just asked out the backstabber this year. She said she'll probably say no, but she's not sure. But the major point is that I'm still majorly unhappy about it because it happened just a few months ago. I told Kasey that I kinda want to sob every time I see him. Backstabber know this and so now every time I'm with her, she brings him up. It's like she wants to torture me.

 Anyway, I promise to try to start being funny soon.
 Buh-Bye

Late Should Be My Middle Name, Shouldn't It?

 Okay, so I know I'm late again, but can you really blame me?! I mean, my life is obviously very busy! I have to sit on the couch, check out my favorite websites, think about doing homework, not to mention taking naps! See? Very busy.

 So how have all my little lovies been? Having fun? Wondering if I'm dead because I never post? Listening to music? Cool, cool.

 So I've been reading some new blogs that I absolutely adore, such as The Bloggess, and I've realized that a lot of the funny I read are stories of what have happened to people. I am going to try to do this more often. I apologize for anything I have said/posted that you have found less than funny. I will work of this.

 So yeah. That's about it. I just wanted you to know that I was still alive, and that I still care about you few wonderful readers.

 So thanks. And Buh-Bye!

I Need A New Calendar

 Okay. So I'm a little late. But it's not as bad as last time! Gosh, I really need to start keeping up.

 So I am part of a summer theater program called the East Hartford Summer Youth Festival (EHSYF for short). This year, we are putting on a production of The Wiz.

 So last night was the first real rehearsal, and we did a read-through of the script. One of my friends, whom we all call Big Robert, got the part of the Lion. Those of you who have seen The Wiz/The Wizard of Oz, do you remember the scene when all the characters get sleepy in the poppy field outside of The Emerald City? Well, we got to that part in the script.
 Now, Big Robert is not the best at reading ahead, so, unfortunately, we can't exactly blame him for the way he said it.
 If any of you have ever looked through a script, you know there are the parenthesis in which is a description of what is going on while the talking is happening. This only made the scene worse.
l Big Robert gets to his line. The Scarecrow has just said, "I don't know. Looks like a bunch of flowers to me." Then the Lion says, "Yeah. I've suddenly got the urge to do some cross-pollinating."
 The parenthesis say, "The Poppies surround the Lion, radiating sex." There is a moment of dead silence. Then the room erupts into laughter. Honestly, the looks on the little kids faces were priceless as they slowly realized what the hell was going on.
 The next parenthesis down says, " The Poppies get closer to the Lion, grinding and bumping." As if the line itself weren't enough.

 So the moral here is.....

 Do theater. Nowhere else will you get these experiences. (=

 Buh-Bye Lovies!

REEEAAAALLLLLLLYYY Late

 Yeah, sooo... ummm... I realize that it has been a month or two since I have posted... But I can explain!

 Oh. You actually wanted an explanation? Crraaaap...

 Anywho, lots of drama in the school department! Flirting, dating, and.......

                                                                 (pause for dramatic affect)

 READING! Dun dun duhhhh!

 That's right, my class got our first reading assignment this year. And we were tested on it. And the majority of us failed miserably. The highest grade was a 92. The lowest was a 20. So far.

 And we still have the rest of the book to read....

 So Cas is back and only escaping once every two weeks or so. Madouc has been awfully happy as an indoor cat.  In fact, I think they both enjoy molesting us with obscene amounts of fur and head-nuzzling.

 (They are both shedding and spending as much time as possible sitting IN OUR FACES. It's rather annoying..... We can't really get mad, though, because they are also being incredibly lovey...)

 Oh, so my birthday is this Saturday, so I will most likely not be posting this weekend either, but I promise to post a lot in the next couple weeks to help make up for lost time...

 MemoryGnome, (Taylor) if you are reading this, I need your help. I still don't know how to link things without putting the entire link instead of just "here." HELP! I have some really good places to point my few readers to, and it can't look crappy.

 As some of you may know, yesterday was National Star Wars Day. (May the 4th be with you... hehehe... get it?)

 Once again, I apologize from jumping from one subject to another with absolutely nothing to like one paragraph to another, but as you should know by now, that's just how I roll.

 See you guys soon!

    Buh-Bye! <3

Obligatory St. Paddy's Day Post

 So today it is St. Patrick's Day. And let me tell you, school today was crazy. There were sad attempts at Irish jigs during Spanish classes, insane outfits, and some weird person going around saying "Bonach Ti Nefailah Pordic!" to everybody. (I think that's how you spell it.) And she was singing "I want it That Way...."

 Oh. Wait. That was me. And so was the other thing. Hmmm... 

 Sooooo...... How goes it, guys? Oh, that's cool. (or) Oh G-d, that sucks. I'm not sure which fits whatever you apparently responded to the question.

 So did anybody else check out CakeWrecks today??? That video at the end is absolutely hilarious!

 So those of you who know that I have two cats, or have met them, should know how much I love my kitties. Well, the other night, Sio went to get something from her car, and Cas got out. When I found out the next night (aka, last night) I started to sob. Every 20 minutes or so, I would go to the back door and call for him. And I guess he heard me, because when my mom got home, he was waiting there on the porch. But he was freaking out. Cas is our cat who loves everyone in the world. He could quite possibly kill someone with how much he loves them. Anyway, he was scared of my mom's boyfriend. That's how freaked he was.

 Now onto another subject, I get to go dress shopping with Sio on Saturday! That's going to be after I go to CAST to learn how to walk in my stilts for the school play (Alice in Wonderland, the dates are April 7, 8, and 9). But we are gonna go look at pretty dresses! Yay!

 Okay, I think that's all I have to report.

 Bonach Ti Nefailah Pordic!!!

Templates

 Hey guys, as you may have noticed, I changed the template on "The Blog," as I have decided to call it.

 Tell me what you think of it!

 Should I change it back, or keep it?

 Alright, thanks guys!

 Buh-Bye Mah-Dears

Moving, You Suck

 Like, a lot.

Seriously, I hate you.

So to clear up the confusion I'm sure you're not feeling, I have moved.

My new house is a bit smaller than the old one. But I will live.

I am afraid to tell you that this post = most likely a train wreck...

I.

HAVE.

A.

BUNK.

BED.

How awesome is that???*

I'm sorry.

This post sucks.

Like moving.

Anyway, those of you who know that I have a 21 year-old sister, you will be very excited to hear that she has been proposed to!!!!

Meaning, she is ENGAGED.

Can you believe it?!?!

Oh.

You can?

Nevermind then.

I will be going now I suppose.

Alrighty then.

Buh-Bye my darlings!

*Don't you LOVE how I'm skipping from subject to subject???

BoredboredboredboredboreD

 I don't know why I did that for the title. I saw that the first letter was capitalized, as it should be, but then Brain was all like, "You should capitalize the last letter, too, 'cause I think it would look cooool!" But no, Brain. It does not look "cooool." In fact, it looks pretty stupid. In fact, in fact, I should probably change it to a normal title.
 But I won't because I am bored.
 And lazy.

 So what's up with you random people who are also bored which is probably the only reason you are on this blog?

 Really? That's cool. Or not. I'm not really sure since it is impossible for me to know until someone comments about "what's up," with them.

 I'm sick.
 Again.
 I don't enjoy this. It's stupid. And Boring. And painful.

 And stupid.

 I'm sorry. The most likely scenario is that you came here to this blog because you were bored. And now you are probably leaving because you are now more bored. And this has probably been a waste of your time.

 But too bad. I'm going to keep going until I am more bored. And guess what. I'm posting because I am bored. So after this, I have chores, which will only lead to more boredom.

 So, yeah. That's my life at the moment. Anyone wanna trade???
 No?
 Please?

 FINE! Be that way.

 Okay, I am officially bored again and probably wasting even MORE of your time now....

 Buh-Bye my dears!

Oranges are Yummy

 Unless of course, your name is Or@nge, which is the name of P!nk's soon-to-be child. If that's the case, then no, Or@nges are NOT yummy.

 Anywho, I was in the car with my friend one day a couple weeks/months ago, and she told me that P!nk was naming her kid Or@nge with an @ as the a. She thought this was incredibly cute, seeing as how P!nk spells her name with an "!," but then my scatterbrained self came up with this response, "Maybe Or@nge and Apple can hang out." I had not thought of the whole "punctuation" thing...y...
 Apparently this was funny.

 In case you were wondering, no, there is no point to this post. I just knew you guys would get on my case if I didn't post.

 Also, if you see me tomorrow, you may want to ask me what "Yo tengo los pantalonas suprendidos," means. You will hear a funny story if you do.

 Okay, that is all.

 Buh-Bye my darlings!

Top Ten Must See Videos on YouTube

OK, you guys, this about to get really intense.

No, not really.

I wanted to give you guys my opinion of the best stuff there is on YouTube.

I will update this occasionally.

10. The Lazer Collection Parts 1, 2, and 3

9. Anything that has anything to do with Pon and Zi (the most adorable emo characters EVER!)

8. Anything Avril Lavigne (except maybe her newer stuff. The older the music is, in this case, anyway, the better)

7. Caberet Hoover (SYTYCD)

6. Lauren and Pasha - Fuego (SYTYCD)

5. Anything by Sara Haze

4. Anything by Sara Bareilles

3. Anything by P!nk

2. Anything by meekakitty

And the all-time best stuff on YouTube is....

(drum-roll please)

1. A VERY POTTER MUSICAL/A VERY POTTER SEQUEL!!!!!

There are A LOT of parts to both of these, but they are sooooo worth seeing!

Okay, that is all.

Buh-Bye Dearies

Holy Crap

 Hey guys. I know I posted the other day, but some serious shiz (yes, shiz) just went down.
 Me, my sister, and my mom just almost got into a car accident.

 We were driving down Lenox, in the correct lane, and some idiot pulled out of the bank parking lot, pulled into our lane, and almost hit us. They would have if my sister, who was driving, hadn't swerved and almost hit a snow pile.

 I hate the whole thing even more because the person just kept on driving like they hadn't a care in the world.

Okay, I will post again tomorrow!

Excitement: 0 Sickness: 1

 Yep! It's that time of year again! Time to get ready for spring cleaning!

What's that?

That's just us?

Oh....

Anyway...

It's that time of year again! Time to shovel your driveways, put down salt, and fail miserably and end up slipping and using your face to break your fall!

Doesn't that sound like fun?

No?

Well too bad! Because it's bound to happen at some point!

Yeah, so instead of going to school today and learning, (Yay!) I am home. Being sick. And because I am late on posting and would rather be doing this than cleaning (Because, yes! We sold the house and are moving! Yay!) I am posting!

I hate being sick.

I really, really, don't like it.

So did you guys miss me?

Of course you did.

Stop complaining that you had nothing better to do.

You love me and this site and you will get over it.

Love you guys! =)

Seeing as how there is no excitement and only sickness, I suppose I will leave you now.

Buh-Bye!

snOMG

 Arrgghh! Once again, I apologize for being late... How was everyones New Years? 

Oh. That bad, huh?

 Anyway.... As most of you most likely know - and if you don't, you are obviously blind... and are unable to feel heat/cold - it has finally snowed! 

No. I do not mean all that pansy snow we had earlier on in the season.

I mean some real snow!

(Hence the "snOMG" title.)

I don't really have that much to report...

I stayed over at a very awesome friend's house for the Eve of New Years.

 The tree was taken down. :(

That was not a happy day... Although when we returned home - I was at a play rehearsal - the tree had rolled into the street.....

Ummm... Siobhan, my sister, got her hair cut. Although I have yet to see it.

Soooo... yeah. Not that much has happened...

But I do have to congratulate Cake Wrecks on their most disgusting post EVER!

(If you want to check it out and risk hurling, click on this link: http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2011/01/cake-wrecks-hangover-cure.html)

Beware. It is NOT a pretty sight.

Well... not an especially funny post this week, i know. But what can you expect?

I'm sure Sarah or Taylor will share a story with you guys about NYE...

(Please guys! I'm dying out here!)

Hope you had a great New Years!

I would love to hear all the soon-to-be-failed resolutions!

(Sorry, does that sound too pessimistic?)

Hopefully see you next week!

Buh-Bye!

Ahhhh Christmas...

 We all love Christmas. You know, I bet even Jewish people like Christmas. (They get a week off. I mean, seriously, who doesn't love time off?)
 This Christmas, I got something I have been badgering my mother about for a while: a camera. It is a purple Coolpix camera and I love it already, although I have not used it yet...

 But I think today's post should not be about what we get, and instead be about the memories of past Christmas's. Particularly the funny ones.
 Like the one I am about to share with you. It took place at my darling cousin's house, and involves a beagle named Rascal.

 Rascal was a rambunctious little puppy, and was around a large Christmas tree that was covered in lights. This is NOT a good combination. I repeat, NOT a good combination.
 We were all playing with the dog, taunting him with toys, and then pulling them out of reach at the last second, ya' know, the normal stuff.
 After getting tired of being tricked repeatedly, he went to sniff the lovely, GIANT tree.

 Long story short, the dog got tangled in the lights and practically pulled the tree down.

 Feel free to post your own funny Christmas memories.

 Buh-Bye! <3

Scariness...sss..s.

 I am one of those people who freaks themselves out to the point that it is funny. If you are one of my friends and I have watched a scary movie with you, you would already know this little fact about me.
 It is funny, though. My Brain pushes me to a point where I cannot sleep, therefore, act like a drunk two-year-old. (Which, as certain family members of mine can vouch for, is a very funny thing. Don't ask.)
 Take my friend Amanda. Since 6th grade, I have been invited to her sleepover birthday parties. And as long as I have known her, she has loved scary movies. Every year, Amanda asks me to give her a list of movies to watch for her birthday. This list must include two scary movies and two funny movies.
 In 6th grade, we watched The Haunting in Connecticut.
 I screamed. A lot. And we only made it through about half of the movie, then it was time to go to sleep. I had to sleep next to the T.V. And the bed. And the closet. And the storage space. And the door to the hallway. I was forced to sleep in between each of these things that my Brain had made, by this point, completely and utterly terrifying places.
 Now, I was the last one to fall asleep. Of course. I ended up getting about 3 1/2 hours of sleep. (This is still not the point where the drunk two-year-old comes in, believe it or not.)
 The funny thing about what my Brain does, after the point of the initial shock, a.k.a. the first night after the watching of the movie, is that I constantly replay the most terrifying bit of the movie while trying to fall asleep.
 The total loss of sleep added together is what makes the two-year-old come to the surface.
 Believe me, you would not believe it to be the same person. I have been know to laugh at stupid things when I am normal (Hahahahahahahaha! Cause that actually happens. Hehehe!) and have had a normal amount of sleep. But when I am sleep deprived, my hyperness and "laugh-box" get kicked into over-drive.              
 It's fun while it lasts, but it is not something you would want to force yourself into.

 Anywho, I remembered to post this week, and that's what's important!

 See you guys next week! Buh-Bye! <3

Keeping Time, Not My Forte

 So once again, I am late. I am VERY SORRY!!!! I miss you guys, ya know that? But then I forget to talk to you. (When I say, "You Guys," I use the term loosely. I am pretty sure this is just me talking to myself...)
 Anywho, how would you people be doing? I am well. Thanks for asking, Brain, I mean, you guys!
 Argh. Nothing too eventful, lately. I will, I think, be meeting with some of my buddies: thescottishpoodle (Sarah), and Taylor Hayes (Taylor).
 Either way, so far, not much has happened.
 Well, actually, I did get a Christmas tree! I did ALL of the decorating, but I don't really mind it, soooooo.... But it's all nice and pretty in my living room now! As Sarah has seen. And so have her dogs*.
 Well, I suppose I will be going now, seeing as how I have nothing going on in my so-called "life."

 Buh-Bye!

 *thescottishpoodle, aka, Sarah, and her dog Bailey have a blog as well. Look them up. I don't really remember the URL, so hopefully she will post it in the comments, or you could just try looking up thescottishpoodle, but I'm not super sure about that. Sarah?

Gobble Gobble *UPDATE*

 Okay, so Thanksgiving was this past Thursday! Hope everyone had a great food fest. Mine was, well, crowded.
 Some of my family, my aunt, uncle, and four cousins, have for the past couple years gone to Maryland to visit family. This year, however, they stayed. And not only did they stay, but so did my uncle's sister, brother-in-law, and their two kids.
 To give you an idea of how crowded it was, imagine this: Three younger kids sitting with two older kids in the kitchen. Then, a grandfather, a great-aunt, an aunt, an uncle, the uncle's sister and her husband, me, my sister, her boyfriend, my mom, and one younger kid in the dining room. That was how my Thanksgiving was spent. But the food was good and the people were funny, so in my book, that made up for the lack of space.
 Also, this year, before heading down to see the family, Siobhan, my sister, and her boyfriend ran the 4.7 (I think) mile Manchester Race. A.K.A., The Turkey Day Race. We are all very proud of the two of them who have been training since August. (I ran three miles with the sis at one point!)
 Sorry if this post is not so full of hilarity as the others. I feel like it is more informative than funny, but I'm trying. And we all know it's the thought that counts. At least most of the time it is.
 So yesterday, mi madre, Grandpa, my aunt, my uncle, and the four younger childrens and I went and bought their (the aunt/uncle/cousin's) Christmas tree. It is now standing proudly in the living room with pretty lights and not-so-spread-out ornaments.
 I must go now, the fam (cousins and aunt) and I are heading off to see Tangled!

 P.S. I will update the post later to tell if the movie is good. (I will try not to give anything away!!!)

 Buh-Bye! :)

*UPDATE* Okay, so Tangled, was pretty awesome. I am not ashamed to say that I cried. Twice.
 It was really good! Of course, you should know that I have turned into my mother and am a total sap when it comes to movies, so that may change your veiws, but still, it was rrrreeeeaaallllyyyy good.

 Okay, bye for reals, now.

 Buh-Bye! :)

Many Things To Talk Of *UPDATED* **UPDATED**

 AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!! I'm am sorry to those of you who actually check out my blog every Sunday! (Sarah) Ummm.... sooooo.... I actually have no excuse for you this time except for, "I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I FORGOT!!!!!!!!!" Yeah. That's pretty much my excuse...
 Right at this moment, other than writing this post which I'm am pretty sure is destined to suck, I am waiting for my tea. And my dad. So I can go to my wonderful aunt's house and see my wonderful cousins.
 Also, I know that I am once again a day early with the post, but I am also two weeks late, soooo......
 How are you guys? Because over the last two weeks, the only really thing worth talking about for me was the wonderful youth group I attended with two of my very few (five) followers of the blog. Thanks cassie5 and thescottishpoodle for such a great time! Oh, and issues in the "boyfriend" department. But seeing as how he occasionally reads the blog, I will not get too deep into that.

 P.S. The kettle went off. :)

 Anyway, feel free to comment as much as you want on this one seeing as how I neglected you guys. I feel really bad about it, and I would like to once again thank thescottishpoodle for reminding me that my blog actually exists, and that it is not just something that I dreamed up and thought, "Hey! That would be something really cool to do! Especially with all of the spare time I have in my 'life'!" but then never revisited the thought of making it happen.
 Okay, so Youth Group... It was really fun! I got to hang out with fun people, and watch funny videos, and the whole experience was a whole bucket of fun! (No, I am NOT being sarcastic!) I had loads of fun and I got to hang out with an old friend who I no longer see because she is home schooled....
 Oh! Another worthwhile topic! Anyone who has read the Harry Potter books (masterpieces) or has seen the movies, first of all, I salute you. Second of all, please, please, please post a comment of which was your favorite and why. (If you have seen and read them, please comment about which book and which movie if they don't correspond) Third of all, I had very much fun in the very early morning of Friday, November 19! Do you wanna know why? Of course you do! I woke up at 11:20 pm, got dressed, and went with my dad and sister to the rave motion pictures in Manchester, CT to see the 12:45 am showing of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows!!!!!!!!!!! It was amazingly fantastic! Not only did I get to see it, but we were the only ones who stayed to watch the credits, and because they turned the lights on in the middle of them, we got THREE FREE TICKETS to go back and see the movie AGAIN! Now I don't mean to brag, but how AMAZING is that?!?!

Okay, I just thought of something COMPLETELY off topic, but I am going to give you guys two links to two of my most favoritest blogs in the world. (And yes, I know that is not proper English, but who cares? I mean, it's a blog!) #1. Allie Brosh's Hyperbole and a Half: http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/
#2. Jen and John's Cake Wrecks: http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/

WOOO! I hope you guys check them out and think they are as funny and awesome as I do.

Okay, so as I mentioned earlier, I thought this post was destined to suck, and so far, I think myself to be correct. So I will hopefully remember to post next week and hope to see you guys then! (Also, please comment on what you think of the two sites!)
 BYE!!!! <3

P.S. I am now drinking my tea. :) Now I just have to wait for my dad...

*UPDATE*  Another blog to check out... Taylor H's: http://myheadandmysteries.blogspot.com/
Check her out if you are a gLeek or Potter fanatic like yours truly!

**UPDATE** Hey! So you know how I was like I wanted to see my wonderful aunt/cousins? Yeah... That didn't happen. I ended up going to the mall and then saw Morning Glory, which was surprisingly good. But that is just my opinion, and I, as a sucker for romantic comedies, may be slightly biased... See you next week! Hopefully...

I'm LATE! I'm LATE for a very important date!

 Hey guys!!! Sorry, I know I'm a few days overdue. But I have a good reason: I had almost absolutely no time. Almost.
 For those of you who understood the reference made in the title of todays post, let this be foreshadowing of the story to be told.
 This year for Halloween, I was Alice Kingsley, from Alice in Wonderland. I was unable to post this past Sunday because I was in New York City! (And had no computer within my grasp) As you may have guessed, NY, not the best place to collect candy. Although, some was gathered: a mini hershey bar from Magnolia Bakery, A lollipop from Sephora (which will be later mentioned), and two pieces of candy from none other than Fiyero, from the cast of Wicked, who has also signed my Play Bill after seeing the magnificent production of this wonderful story on Broadway.  ARGHGHHGHGHGH!!!!!!! It was super-fun-omigod-amazing-fantastic! (I think I covered everything there)
 Anywho, let me get you up-to-date on the Sephora incident. Mi madre and I were walking around Times Square and decided to go inside. I wanted to look at make-up, so Sephora was the obvious choice. As we walked around, tried on nail polish, (my favorite was "Teal we meet again") A woman, someone who worked there, came up and asked me what I was. Yes. I was searing my costume ALL DAY.
 My mom and I told her I was Alice in Wonderland. She asked, " Is that the one with the fairy god mother?" We say no. Mom says, " You know, 'down the rabbit hole'?" She says, "Oh, wait! You mean the one with the big house?" We wait as she finally explains her reasoning. She had been talking about the seen when Alice eats the cake and grows inside of the house. We answered, "Yes! Her!" She tells us to hold still and that she wound be right back. We wait.
 She comes back a minute later with a bucket full of lollipops and says I can take one for explaining who I was to her. I chose one and then she left.
 Later, after looking around for a while, we start to leave, we see her again and she says to us as we reach to door, "Bye Alison!"
 We believe her to be a slightly confused person.
 See you guys next week! (And hopefully on time!)