BoredboredboredboredboreD

 I don't know why I did that for the title. I saw that the first letter was capitalized, as it should be, but then Brain was all like, "You should capitalize the last letter, too, 'cause I think it would look cooool!" But no, Brain. It does not look "cooool." In fact, it looks pretty stupid. In fact, in fact, I should probably change it to a normal title.
 But I won't because I am bored.
 And lazy.

 So what's up with you random people who are also bored which is probably the only reason you are on this blog?

 Really? That's cool. Or not. I'm not really sure since it is impossible for me to know until someone comments about "what's up," with them.

 I'm sick.
 Again.
 I don't enjoy this. It's stupid. And Boring. And painful.

 And stupid.

 I'm sorry. The most likely scenario is that you came here to this blog because you were bored. And now you are probably leaving because you are now more bored. And this has probably been a waste of your time.

 But too bad. I'm going to keep going until I am more bored. And guess what. I'm posting because I am bored. So after this, I have chores, which will only lead to more boredom.

 So, yeah. That's my life at the moment. Anyone wanna trade???
 No?
 Please?

 FINE! Be that way.

 Okay, I am officially bored again and probably wasting even MORE of your time now....

 Buh-Bye my dears!

Oranges are Yummy

 Unless of course, your name is Or@nge, which is the name of P!nk's soon-to-be child. If that's the case, then no, Or@nges are NOT yummy.

 Anywho, I was in the car with my friend one day a couple weeks/months ago, and she told me that P!nk was naming her kid Or@nge with an @ as the a. She thought this was incredibly cute, seeing as how P!nk spells her name with an "!," but then my scatterbrained self came up with this response, "Maybe Or@nge and Apple can hang out." I had not thought of the whole "punctuation" thing...y...
 Apparently this was funny.

 In case you were wondering, no, there is no point to this post. I just knew you guys would get on my case if I didn't post.

 Also, if you see me tomorrow, you may want to ask me what "Yo tengo los pantalonas suprendidos," means. You will hear a funny story if you do.

 Okay, that is all.

 Buh-Bye my darlings!

Top Ten Must See Videos on YouTube

OK, you guys, this about to get really intense.

No, not really.

I wanted to give you guys my opinion of the best stuff there is on YouTube.

I will update this occasionally.

10. The Lazer Collection Parts 1, 2, and 3

9. Anything that has anything to do with Pon and Zi (the most adorable emo characters EVER!)

8. Anything Avril Lavigne (except maybe her newer stuff. The older the music is, in this case, anyway, the better)

7. Caberet Hoover (SYTYCD)

6. Lauren and Pasha - Fuego (SYTYCD)

5. Anything by Sara Haze

4. Anything by Sara Bareilles

3. Anything by P!nk

2. Anything by meekakitty

And the all-time best stuff on YouTube is....

(drum-roll please)

1. A VERY POTTER MUSICAL/A VERY POTTER SEQUEL!!!!!

There are A LOT of parts to both of these, but they are sooooo worth seeing!

Okay, that is all.

Buh-Bye Dearies

Holy Crap

 Hey guys. I know I posted the other day, but some serious shiz (yes, shiz) just went down.
 Me, my sister, and my mom just almost got into a car accident.

 We were driving down Lenox, in the correct lane, and some idiot pulled out of the bank parking lot, pulled into our lane, and almost hit us. They would have if my sister, who was driving, hadn't swerved and almost hit a snow pile.

 I hate the whole thing even more because the person just kept on driving like they hadn't a care in the world.

Okay, I will post again tomorrow!

Excitement: 0 Sickness: 1

 Yep! It's that time of year again! Time to get ready for spring cleaning!

What's that?

That's just us?

Oh....

Anyway...

It's that time of year again! Time to shovel your driveways, put down salt, and fail miserably and end up slipping and using your face to break your fall!

Doesn't that sound like fun?

No?

Well too bad! Because it's bound to happen at some point!

Yeah, so instead of going to school today and learning, (Yay!) I am home. Being sick. And because I am late on posting and would rather be doing this than cleaning (Because, yes! We sold the house and are moving! Yay!) I am posting!

I hate being sick.

I really, really, don't like it.

So did you guys miss me?

Of course you did.

Stop complaining that you had nothing better to do.

You love me and this site and you will get over it.

Love you guys! =)

Seeing as how there is no excitement and only sickness, I suppose I will leave you now.

Buh-Bye!

snOMG

 Arrgghh! Once again, I apologize for being late... How was everyones New Years? 

Oh. That bad, huh?

 Anyway.... As most of you most likely know - and if you don't, you are obviously blind... and are unable to feel heat/cold - it has finally snowed! 

No. I do not mean all that pansy snow we had earlier on in the season.

I mean some real snow!

(Hence the "snOMG" title.)

I don't really have that much to report...

I stayed over at a very awesome friend's house for the Eve of New Years.

 The tree was taken down. :(

That was not a happy day... Although when we returned home - I was at a play rehearsal - the tree had rolled into the street.....

Ummm... Siobhan, my sister, got her hair cut. Although I have yet to see it.

Soooo... yeah. Not that much has happened...

But I do have to congratulate Cake Wrecks on their most disgusting post EVER!

(If you want to check it out and risk hurling, click on this link: http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2011/01/cake-wrecks-hangover-cure.html)

Beware. It is NOT a pretty sight.

Well... not an especially funny post this week, i know. But what can you expect?

I'm sure Sarah or Taylor will share a story with you guys about NYE...

(Please guys! I'm dying out here!)

Hope you had a great New Years!

I would love to hear all the soon-to-be-failed resolutions!

(Sorry, does that sound too pessimistic?)

Hopefully see you next week!

Buh-Bye!

Ahhhh Christmas...

 We all love Christmas. You know, I bet even Jewish people like Christmas. (They get a week off. I mean, seriously, who doesn't love time off?)
 This Christmas, I got something I have been badgering my mother about for a while: a camera. It is a purple Coolpix camera and I love it already, although I have not used it yet...

 But I think today's post should not be about what we get, and instead be about the memories of past Christmas's. Particularly the funny ones.
 Like the one I am about to share with you. It took place at my darling cousin's house, and involves a beagle named Rascal.

 Rascal was a rambunctious little puppy, and was around a large Christmas tree that was covered in lights. This is NOT a good combination. I repeat, NOT a good combination.
 We were all playing with the dog, taunting him with toys, and then pulling them out of reach at the last second, ya' know, the normal stuff.
 After getting tired of being tricked repeatedly, he went to sniff the lovely, GIANT tree.

 Long story short, the dog got tangled in the lights and practically pulled the tree down.

 Feel free to post your own funny Christmas memories.

 Buh-Bye! <3